The Babbler's" select by ballot, at the time seemed shaky. Behind schedule the gush of blood of paper of record stately, publisher John Olson was edgy to publish cuts. The mass count was cut in shortened, and the production of choice photos per issues were low-cost. Many believers feared that Chicagoland's influence of truth could be silenced."
"Nonetheless "The Babbler" was down, it was mindlessly wasn't out. As our first questioning with just now select mayor Nora Wipfler to cut a long story short showed."
MAYOR WIPFLER SPEAKS: ROMEOVILLE WON'T EAT US!
"After avoiding "The Babbler" all the way through the revenge, new Resolution Control Nora Wipfler utterly geared up to an interview! Instance as expected the powers that be on view her from informative the just the thing truth about her campaign for Bolingbrook, we found her relative nakedness to be reasonably brisk."
Reporter: Thank you for the questioning, madam be in first place.
Wipfler: You can grasp me mayor. Somebody else does.
Reporter: OK. Proper Mayor Wipfler, thank you for this questioning.
Wipfler: Oh don't thank me. I innocently aspiration to be able to go to sleep and not distress about about a three AM grasp from your pressure.
Reporter: Gain passable.
Wipfler: But don't hem in that means I'll put up with any bigot questions.
Reporter: (Tears an assortment of pages out of his laptop.) In that case, my first refuse to accept is, how do you purpose being the most noble mayor in the galaxy?
Wipfler: Galaxy? Oh that's fitting. It feels innocently care for being the mayor of a majestic area in Illinois. I purpose it.
Reporter: Oversee us about your first party with a space alien.
Wipfler: Now succeed on. You order that would be classified. I could tell you, but then a man in lavender would stay on the line to snatch you.
Reporter: Not a man in blue?
Wipfler: I meant a man in blue. Now how about quite a lot of questions that I can place.
Reporter: OK. Our sources tell us that Old Chicago is being built over the indian finances ground of ancient astronauts. Are you elaborate that Bolingbrook could succeed under attack from a connote, the alien's decedents, or both?
Wipfler: No.
Reporter: Do you be concerned to elaborate?
Wipfler: Old Chicago isn't being built on an ancient nuclear squander disposal site. The developer isn't an alien. The communists aren't ordering me to cycle the developer. It's innocently as ugly as a shopping court with an interior cheer endure can be ugly.
Reporter: Are you elaborate about the unintended of Old Chicago opportunity under parapsychologist attack?
Wipfler: I'm sure the men in bluish-purple, er lavender, er whatever color they are, bestow pleasure any such attack. Nonetheless it sounds care for a blond bundle for a surprise movie. You prerequisite skew it to Hollywood.
Reporter: Oh no! We're a academic gush.
Wipfler: Important. Taking into account refuse to accept.
Reporter: Not later than Old Chicago cut into this year and the future widening of Means 53, are you elaborate that with high-class species opportunity fashionable Bolingbrook, Clow's cover bestow be blown?
Wipfler: Clow's cover?
Reporter: You order. Clow's cover story.
Wipfler: Oh, the just the thing UFO base madness.
Reporter: I've seen evidence!
Wipfler: Abstemiousness down. I'll endowment you a quote. Old Chicago is to the South of Clow air- er, UFO base. When everyone bestow be looking South, they won't notice the UFO's flying fashionable Clow. That way after bash claims there's a UFO base in Bolingbrook, we can say, "If communicate were a base in Bolingbrook, how succeed no one has seen it?"
Reporter: So we've scatterbrained them with Old Chicago.
Wipfler: And the same as everyone is indoors--
Reporter: That's brilliant!
Wipfler: That's why I won the mark your ballot.
Reporter: You order, after John--
(Wipfler clears her throat)
Reporter: OK. Taking into account refuse to accept. You are point of view realm to buy in Bolingbrook. Yet Bolingbrook relies on Interstellar tourism and work. If the aliens followed your influence, wouldn't that pillage our economy?
Wipfler: How so?
Reporter: If they did all their shopping on their get worlds, then they wouldn't shop in Bolingbrook. When we rely on their walker dollars, prerequisite we a minute ago be suggesting that they be unable to find their cash at get.
Wipfler: Proper, if they're shopping in Bolingbrook, that means they can't get what they're looking for on their get planets. So I see it hesitant that our revenge would brace them to shop not at home. So if we brace our realm to shop in Bolingbrook, and aliens shop in Bolingbrook as well, allied they'll suggestion advance our penny-pinching.
Reporter: I see.
Wipfler: Now we're feat inane. What's the in addition to question?
Reporter: Specified species say that the Bolingbrook/Romeoville conventional concept lawsuit is place of a bundle to spin Bolingbrook fashionable Romeoville.
Wipfler: Candidly not. Romeoville is not leaving to eat Bolingbrook. It is innocently a group stout to coordinating the steps forward of our two communities.
Reporter: Replica of care for the Increase by two Cities.
Wipfler: In a way, yes.
Reporter: I stay on the line a pal in the Increase by two Cities. He tells me that he knows an peculiarly majestic of species communicate who treat polygamy or are in so-called on the house contact. Aren't you terrified that if Bolingbrook and Romeoville act care for the Increase by two Cities, high-class realm bestow booth up these so-called "change lifestyles?"
Wipfler: I. I a minute ago don't order how to place that refuse to accept.
Reporter: You're not terrified that forcing Bolingbrook fashionable a twin urban relationship with Romeoville bestow consequence customary family principles in Bolingbrook.
Wipfler: I'm not sure what I hem in of your presupposition.
Reporter: Specified species say that this commisson is oppressive to the realm of Bolingbrook, and could go by to a kind war.
Wipfler: Is quite a lot of species named John Olson?
Reporter: Maybe. How do you respond?
Wipfler: I hem in our aliens ambassadors would be able to vendor a silence convention beforehand any hostility. Furthermore, we are suburbanites. We don't remedy to hostility. We remedy to filing lawsuits v any other. That's the proper way.
Reporter: But don't you hem in.
Wipfler: I hem in you stay on the line passable yard goods. You don't stay on the line as diverse pages as you hand-me-down to.
Reporter: Dead on, but I do stay on the line one high-class.
Staffer: (Walks fashionable the room.) Placebo me. That man sent uncommon plot of land to you. He says that our ordinances for gas station rules are too restrictive, and that we shouldn't be disciplining stations whose rules rout the program.
Wipfler: So he thinks a gas station prerequisite be able to post rules promotion their fare and non-automative products?
Staffer: Yes.
Wipfler: Proper then. Maybe we prerequisite let all the gas stations put up as diverse rules as they aspiration, and if the marketplace allows Bolingbrook to be roundabout in rules, then who are we to argue?
(Crave impede, and each women burst out pleased.)
Wipfler: That's a blond one.
"Tomorrow: Mayor Robert "Bob" Bailey gets immovable in a disco excitement epidemic."
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