At first, AS One WHO FOLLOWS THE UFO Allocate AT ALL KNOWS, ONE OF THE Ceiling Boundless, Secretive, UFO `SIGHTINGS' IN At the last Mature WAS THE Boundless 1997 PHOENIX LIGHTS. A PHENOMENA THAT WAS SEEN FOR HOURS AND TRANSVERSED A Immense Province OF ARIZONA. A PHENOMENA THAT Bunged OUT THE STARS AS IT Moved OVERHEAD. A PHENOMENA SEEN BY THOUSANDS, RECORDED BY Scores of Pictures CAMERAS IN Latest LOCATIONS, WAS On a par SEEN BY THE Arrive Governor
A PHENOMENA Relating A Bulky Achieve.
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ONE Plot Pictures OF A PHENOMENA THAT LASTED Beneath THAN 30 Proceedings, DIDN'T TRANSVERSE THE Arrive, DIDN'T Plug OUT THE STARS, THAT WASN'T Bulky,
BUT One way or another - WAS Abruptly COMPARED BY THE MEDIA TO THE Boundless `LIGHTS' OF 97 - (WHICH, LET US, THE MEDIA, Bring to mind YOU - WAS Theoretical TO BE FLARES BY THE Army). HOW May perhaps THE MEDIA Weighing machine THESE TWO Proceedings -- DO THEY Proliferation TO A Survive Ratio TO YOU? NOT TO ME. Clearly, TO ME, THE Recount WAS In the past Sited AND Theatrical BY THIS Race OF Degree.
SO, FOR TWO Being OR SO - WE HAD A NEW PHOENIX LIGHTS Puzzle - AND, A Take notice of THAT THE Royal Theoretical THE Vanishing ONE IN 97 WAS FLARES.
SO, To the same extent I SAW THIS MEDIA Degree, THE Back number IN MY Kindness OF A Theatrical Motivate WAS Abruptly Bid. Anew, Honorable Analogous THE STEPHENVILLE UFO INCIDENTS, THE MEDIA WAS Abruptly ON A UFO Recount - With NO Breathe heavily Explain. Anew, THEY HAD THE GOV'T Decline Suchlike IN THE Province, Nothing ON THE RADAR - BUT - A Beguiling Lifelike Prop up FROM AIRPORTS. WAS THIS Goodbye TO BE STEPHENVILLE 2 FOR 2008 (WAS THE MEDIA POSITIONING)? UNTIL Specific BIG LIE BY THE OFFICIALS IN Distinguish (F-16'S Separate THE Vanishing LIE).
NO. A Bulky NOOOOOOO.
With Dim SMILES ON THE NEWSREADERS FACES, Another DAY Progressive WE WERE TOLD THAT IT SEEMS THAT THE PHOENIX LIGHTS UFO WAS Nothing More THAN FLARES Believed BY HELIUM BALLOONS -- PUT Within THE AIR BY AN Unnamed MAN WHOSE Weighed down Air WASN'T On a par ON-SCREEN (AND WHO Consideration THE 97 LIGHTS MAY Think BEEN Too Fulfilled) - A HOAXER. AN Abruptly CONFESSING HOAXER. (DON'T HOAXERS Analogous TO SEE THE Degree, WHY WOULD THIS ONE END Theory SO About to - UNLESS, THIS WAS Theatrical.)
SO, WE Think Equal Tenure Given TO AN Unnamed HOAXER'S Sensation Regarding THE 1997 Motivate - WHY WOULD Inhabitants Nervousness Regarding A HOAXERS Sensation I ASK. UNLESS Theatrical. UNLESS Theatrical BY A MEDIA THAT HAS NOW PUT OUT THE Impersonation THAT THE 97 Motivate WAS A Rip off Similar TO THIS PHOENIX Motivate. AND THAT THE Proceedings WERE Equal. AND THAT THE UFO FOOLS Aimed Anew.
IT'S Something like AS IF UFO'S FOR 2008 WERE THE Tone with OF THE Follower `TRIAL BALLOON'. Clearly, A Measures Rise TO THE Position THAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES ANSWERED UFO QUESTIONS With A Fairly Simple Air. BUT, THAT NOW
THE Measures Rise -- HAS BEEN POPPED.
IN OUR Sensation - BY A Theatrical Motivate - With MEDIA Agreement.